My Kids Are The Funniest Two Human

I Understand That Being Able To Appeal To The Public And Having An Amazing Sense Of Humour Is Not Something That Comes Easy. It's Definitely A Gift And For Which I'm Thankful.

People Who Eat With Their Mouth Open Should Be Punched In The Face.

Life Is Too Short To Worry About What Others Say About You. Have Fun And Give Them Something To Talk About.

I Don't Want Enemies. I Want Friends, And I Want Them In All Shapes, Sizes, And Colors, And Loving Whoever They Want To.

There's A Difference Between Who We Love, Who We Settle For, And Who We're Meant For.