My Investments Have Been Hurt.

The Dilbert Principle: People Are Idiots.

I'm Not Happy On Vacation. In Those Rare Times When I Have Three Hours With No Work I Have To Do, I'm Terribly Uncomfortable.

Remind People That Profit Is The Difference Between Revenue And Expense. This Makes You Look Smart.

The Maintenance Man Is Moving The Thermostat In Our Office Today. I Started Talking With Him About The

If I Liked Food And Disliked Exercise As Much As A 400 Pound Guy, I'd Be A 400 Pound Guy.