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You'll Pay The Highest Price On Back Roads And In Back Seats And In A Cheap Highway Motel. But What's A Few More Strangers In A Life Of Nothing Else.

I Got Kind Of Scared When I Thought They Wanted Me To Do Something... I Didn't Want To Be Naked On The Front Of A Magazine Unless Everybody Would Know It Was A Joke. I Wouldn't Want To Be Naked Even Then.

All These Fine Christian-type People That Seem To Think They Know What God Wants For All Of Us, That's Certainly More Of A Sin Then Anything They Would Claim About Us. To Judge People Is One Of The Greatest Sins.

In Fact, I Bought Our First Family Television With My Own Money, Putting It On Credit And Then Paying It Off Every Week.

Plastic Surgeons Are Always Making Mountains Out Of Molehills.