My Goal Is To Make Everyone And

Expect Me To Continue What I've Been Doing, Which Is Trying To Take Over The World.

I Think Women Go Crazy For A Reason. It's Not Like It Just Happens.

Before I Look Stupid And Not Know What A Word Means Or How To Pronounce It, I'll Stop The Whole Production, "hey, Real Quick, Guys. Define This Word For Me. Somebody."

Some People Love So Hard That They Can't Control Those Emotions When They're At Their Deepest Point.

Comedy's About Opening Up And Being Unique, But To A Point Where The Audience Can Relate To What You're Saying.