My Goal Is To Do Something Outrageous

There Must Be A Goal At Every Stage Of Life! There Must Be A Goal!

Old Age Is An Excellent Time For Outrage.

When You Least Expect It, Someone May Actually Listen To What You Have To Say.

Your Body Changes, But You Don't Change At All. And That, Of Course, Causes Great Confusion.

I Enjoy My Wrinkles And Regard Them As Badges Of Distinction - I've Worked Hard For Them!