My Goal As An Actor Is To

If You're Going To Make A Comedy And If Your Sole Interest Is In Making People Laugh And Feel Good And Entertaining Them, Then You Check Your Ego At The Door.

Being A True Bad Ass Has No Weight Or Gender Requirement - Just 100% Commitment To Greatness.

The Aloha Spirit Is Something That Is Very Special And Very Meaningful To Us And Our Polynesian Culture. Those Of You Who Have Had The Opportunity To Visit Hawaii, Or Any Of The Polynesian Islands, Know That It's A Very Special Thing. It's An Intangible, And When You Get Off The Plane And Have Your Feet On The Ground There, It Energetically Takes You To A Different Place.

On Top Of All That, Look At This Guy? I Mean He's A Idiot, He's 7 Feet Of Pure Idiot. You Put His Brain In A Parakeet... Zing! It'll Fly Backwards.

My Philosophy Is, It's Always Very Rewarding When You Can Make An Audience Laugh. I Don't Mind Making Fun Of Myself. I Like Self-deprecating Comedy. But I'd Like You To Laugh With Me Occasionally, Too.