My Generation Is Under-entertained.

My Generation Is Under-entertained.

Listen, Here It Is: Technically, I Never Quit. I'm Seven Years Late For Work.

I Just Always Loved Stand-up. It's Like Magic. You Say Something, And A Whole Room Full Of People Laughs Together. Say Something Else, They Laugh Again. The Fact That People Come To See That And Participate In That... I Don't Know, It's Just Like Magic.

I Wish I Had More Hands, So I Could Give Those Titties Four Thumbs Down!

I'm Famous Today. People Like Me Today. Might Not Like Me Tomorrow. You Can't Count On It.