My Generation Is Under-entertained.

I Don't Do Drugs, Though. Just Weed.

I Still Think People Do Have Racial Hang-ups, But I Think One Of The Reasons I Can Joke About It Is People Are Shedding Those Racial Hatreds.

I Wish I Had More Hands, So I Could Give Those Titties Four Thumbs Down!

I've Been A Comedian Since I Was Fourteen. But I've Never Really Been A Ceo.

I Felt In A Lot Of Instances I Was Deliberately Being Put Through Stress Because When You're A Guy Who Generates Money, People Have A Vested Interest In Controlling You.