My Generation Is Under-entertained.

Being Famous Is Great, It's Not Like Bad Or Horrible Or Anything.

For One Year, I Want To Do This Thing Where I Guest-star On As Many Television Shows As I Possibly Can. I Love Television. The Fact That Television Ultimately Made Me Famous Was Very Gratifying For Me.

I'm Happier In The Way A Guy Gets Happier When He Starts To Mature. It Doesn't Make Things Easier, But I'm So Much Better At Handling Them.

I Got Married Recently. So Far, So Good. Less Sex Than I Expected, But Other Than That, It's A Pretty Good Lifestyle.

Stand-up Is The Kind Of Gig That'll Show You Where You're At.