My Generation Is Under-entertained.

The Mark Of Greatness Is When Everything Before You Is Obsolete, And Everything After You Bears Your Mark.

The World Can't Tell You Who You Are. You've Just Got To Figure Out Who You Are And Be There, For Better Or Worse.

Comedians By And Large Are Some Of The Most Sensitive People On Earth. Even If They're Socially Callous.

Because I Was Surrounded By So Much Negativity At Some Point That It Took Me Going Back And Doing Stand-up To Realize, You Know, People Really Like Me.

The Only Way You Can Know Where The Line Is, Is If You Cross It.