My Function In Life Was To Render

The Measure Of Woman's Distaste For Any Part Of Her Life Lies Not In The Loudness Of Her Lamentations (these Are Only An Attempt To Buy A Martyr's Crown At A Reduced Price) But In Her Persistent Pursuit Of That Occupation Of Which She Never Ceases To Complain.

The World Was Very Feminine When I Was Young. And Now It's Very Masculine.

The Poverty From Which I Have Suffered Could Be Diagnosed As 'soho' Poverty. It Comes From Having The Airs And Graces Of A Genius And No Talent.

The Trouble With Children Is That They're Not Returnable.

I Go Wherever My Fare Is Paid.