My Friends Call Me Miss Worst Case

I Don't Do Things That Are Illegal.

I Believe The Root Of All Evil Is Abuse Of Power.

He Was Pushing Fifty, With A Face Life Had Chewed On, And Long Wisps Of Graying Hair Parted Low On One Side And Combed Over His Balding Pate.

In The First Person, The Readers Feel Smart, Like It's Them Solving The Case.

Leaves Covered Pavement Like Soggy Cereal.