My Friend Anderson Cooper Is The Scion

I'm On Every Worst-dressed List Imaginable.

I Do Road Gigs Occasionally But I Don't Want To Go Out On The Road For Months At A Time.

If There Is A Gay Army, I Am Their Warrior Princess.

I Grew Up In Chicago And Was A Huge Fan Of 'the Second City', So When I Moved To L.a., I Was Looking For Anything That Resembled That... Then I Started 'the Groundlings', So I Went To A Show And It Was Very Much Like 'second City'. I Was So Impressed That That Same Night I Went Backstage And I Went Up To The Funniest Person There.

Oh, I Constantly Say Things That I Regret. I Mortify Myself Constantly. But That's Just Part Of The Deal. I'm Not Really Sure What's Going To Come Out Of My Mouth.