My First Crush Was Spock. I Thought

In High School I Would Mess With My Hair And Makeup All The Time.

I Played Teen Roles Until High Definition Came Out.

I Think We All Feel Like Misfits When We Open Our Mouth Sometimes, You Know?

I Used To Wear A Lot Of Red Lipstick, And When I Got A Pimple, I'd Cover It Up With Eyeliner To Turn It Into A Beauty Mark.

My First Crush Was Spock. I Thought It Didn't Get Any Better Than Spock.