My Films Are About Embarrassment.

I'm Not "happy" But I'm Not Unhappy About It.

The Majority Of People Perform Well In A Crisis And When The Spotlight Is On Them; It's On The Sunday Afternoons Of This Life, When Nobody Is Looking, That The Spirit Falters.

Why Is It Always The "intelligent" People Who Are Socialists?

Here I Sit, Alone At 60, Bald And Fat And Full Of Sin Cold The Seat, And Loud The Cistern As I Read The (harpic) (lysol) Tin

Life Is Rather Like A Tin Of Sardines - We're All Of Us Looking For The Key.