My Fellow Citizens, The American Presidency Is

The News Makes Me Sad, So I Don't Watch It.

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I Love Those Hockey Moms. You Know What They Say The Difference Between A Hockey Mom And A Pit Bull Is? Lipstick.

Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow.

Let Me Ask You, Do You Love Your Freedom That You Have Here In America? Well, So Do I.