My Favourite Things Are Jokes, Friendliness And

I've Not Been An Admirer Of Contemporary Music Since Punk Rock Went Off The Boil In 1977, But Once A Year I'll Listen To 'spiral Scratch' By The Buzzcocks, Or 'hippy Hippy Shake' By The Swinging Blue Jeans. Otherwise, I Can Put Up With Chopin Or Shakuhachi Flute In The Background.

When I Was Better Known Than Her, She Put My Name In That Tent. I Was Asked To Do Celebrity Big Brother, But Why Should I? We Live In An Age Where Fame Is Not Related To What You Do.

People Could Live Very Happily Without The Turner Prize, But They Could Not Live Without Real Communication And Emotion.

I Loved Moustaches. I Used To Draw Myself With One. When I Was 14, I Was Really Into War And Van Gogh.

Failure Is Fantastic, Because You Meet Yourself And Get To Know Your Limitations. This Is How I Express Myself, And I Can't Do It Any Other Way.