[my Favorite Word?] "yes."

I Started Running, And I Hated It. Of Course, Everyone Hates Running For The First Mile. If You're Running Two Miles Or Twenty Miles, It Always Hurts. Now I Live It. I Look Forward To It. It's Really Good. It Clears My Head.

People Who Wear Fur Smell Like A Wet Dog If They're In The Rain. And They Look Fat And Gross.

When I Did Tv Shows And Movies, The Studios Did Demographic Research. They Were Shocked To Find That My Audience Isn't Just Men Who Are Too Drunk To Turn Off The Tv After Football. It's Women, Too. I Don't Know Exactly Why, Other Than That I've Tried To Remain True To Myself For All These Years. I Have Gone Through A Lot, And I've Been Open About It. Maybe They Look At Me And Can See How You Can Grow Up, Have Children, Continue To Be Sexy, Get Married And Divorced And, Though You Grew Up Poor, Live The American Dream. I'm Very Blessed. I'm Happy For It All.

Life Is Like Sex. It’s Not Always Good, But Its Always Worth Trying.

[my Favorite Word?] "yes."