My Father Was Aloof, Very Strange And

You Can Kiss Me If You Like," She Said. Alex Let Go Of Her And Turned Away. "thanks, Fiona," He Said. "but Frankly I'd Prefer To Kiss The Horse.

Let Me Ask You A Question Alex. What Do You Think Is The Greatest Evil On This Plant Today?" "is That Including, Or Not Including You?

You Must Have Been Going Very Fast." "i Was, Until I Hit The Fence.

Was It Fate? Was It Destiny?" "i Think It Was Alan Blunt.

Whatever You Say, Old Boy. Just Look After Yourself. And Whatever You Do, Don't Swallow The Gum!