My Father Offered Me A Dollar For

Comedy, Not Screaming At Someone, Can Make Someone Lift Their Legs Higher. There Is A Way To Do A Push-up And A Sit-up, And It Doesn't Have To Be So Complicated. Everyone Is Putting A Difficult Twist To It And Making You Do Way Too Much.

Stop Trying To Find Something In Food That Will Make You Feel Better. I Used To Have Eating Disorders; I'd Binge And Purge All The Time: Fried Oysters, Po' Boys, Muffulettas, Beignets, Coffee And Doughnuts. I Tried To Medicate Myself With Food When People Made Fun Of Me Or Hit Me With A Bat In School. I'd Always Turn To Food.

Therell Always Be Some Weird Thing About Eating Four Grapes Before You Go To Bed, Or Drinking A Special Tea, Or Buying This Little Bean From El Salvador.

When You Gain Weight, For Every Pound That You Gain, It Adds Four Pounds Of Stress On Your Knees. So If You Gain Five Pounds, You've Got 20 Pounds Of Stress On Your Knees. So That's Why I'm Extremely Careful With My Portions And My Workout, Because I Can't Be Overweight.

My Father Offered Me A Dollar For Every Pound I Would Lose As A Kid. It Didn't Work. And It Doesn't Really Work In The Long Run.