My Father Has A High Opinion Of

Adults End Up Shading Things And Shading The Truth, And You End Up Lying And Telling People What They Want To Hear.

The Only People I Owe An Apology To Are My Dead Parents. Except My Father Because He's Still Alive.

I Had An Abortion When I Was 16. Because That's What I Should Have Done. Otherwise I Would Now Have A 20-year-old Kid. Anyway, Those Are Things That People Shouldn't Be Dishonest About It.

We Got To His Place And It Looked A Lot Like His Personality. Just A Bunch Of Space Filler, Nothing To Really Wow You. It Looked Like He Had Bought A Lot Of Stuff From Ikea And Then Decided To Refinish It At Home. Everything Was Neat And Tidy, But You Wouldn't Want Any Of It For Yourself.

I Don't Like The Word 'alcoholic'. I Like To Think Of Myself As An Advanced Drinker.