My Father Has A High Opinion Of

I Think The People I Talk About Are Generally So Stupid That They Don't Even Know I'm Saying Bad Things About Them. I've Run Into Paris Hilton And She's Like, Oh, I Love Your Show. And I'm Like, You Can't Love My Show If You Can Hear.

Or People Who Have One Baby And Go Buy A Minivan... How Big Is Your Baby?

Why Would You Go Out And Not Drink? Just Stay Home And Sit There.

You Got Married Recently To A Rapper. It Doesn't Take Them Long To Impregnate Women.

Along With The 97 Percent Of Women Who Can See, I Have Never Been A Fan Of Redheaded Men.