My Existence Went Up About 12 Levels

A Little Mordida, Here. A Little Mordida, There.

I Taught Myself To Tune In To Another Persons Wavelength, Figure Out What They Were Looking For, And Try To Project That Thing Back At Them.

I Think The Acts Today Get Too Much Money. I Really Do. They Wind Up Blowing It All Anyway. It's Silly To Give Children That Much Money.

I Know It Sounds Corny, Man, But I Like To Bring Folks Joy, And I Like To Have A Good Time. I Know Folks Like To Be With Somebody Who's Having A Good Time. You Sure As Hell Don't Want To Be With Somebody Who's Having A Bad Day.

I Am Just A Little Tired Of The Stones And The Beatles, And I Don't Care If I Ever Hear 'louie Louie' Ever Again.