My Eleven Year Old Daughter Mopes Around

We Parents Ask Dumb Questions, Therefore We Get Dumb Answers.

It's More Blessed To Give Than To Receive - Especially Kittens.

Raising Children Is An Incredibly Hard And Risky Business In Which No Cumulative Wisdom Is Gained: Each Generation Repeats The Mistakes The Previous One Made.

Gray Hair Is God's Graffiti.

The Game Of Chess. Supposedly Men Made It Up, And It's About War And Men And The Ravages And The Bravery And The Genius Of Commanding And Moving Pieces And ... No. It's Marriage. The Queen Moves Anywhere She Wants.