My Drive Is Other People's Success.

It All Depends On What You're Willing To Invest Time And Effort In And Put Your Mind To. That's What Separates Winners From Losers. Winners Are The Ones Who Want The Most Out Of Their Opportunities.

People Who Eat With Their Mouth Open Should Be Punched In The Face.

Hard Work And Determination Equals Success. Nothing Comes Easy. Put Your Mind To Something.

In Comedy, My Strengths Are Improvisation.

You Might Be The Funniest Guy In The World, But If You Don't Have Anything To Talk About, People Are Eventually Going To Gravitate Towards The Guy That's Actually Saying Something.