My Dad Was An Autoworker, My Mom

I Would Like To Apologize For Referring To George W. Bush As A 'deserter.' What I Meant To Say Is That George W. Bush Is A Deserter, An Election Thief, A Drunk Driver, A Wmd Liar, And A Functional Illiterate. And He Poops His Pants.

So Is There A Difference Between Democrats And Republicans? Sure. The Democrats Say One Thing ("save The Planet!") And Then Do Another--quietly Holding Hands Behind The Scenes With The Bastards Who Make This World A Dirtier, Meaner Place. The Republicans Just Come Right Out And Give The Bastards A Corner Office In The West Wing. That's The Difference.

The Products Built In The Factories Of G.m., Ford And Chrysler Are Some Of The Greatest Weapons Of Mass Destruction Responsible For Global Warming And The Melting Of Our Polar Icecaps.

I Was One Of The First 18-year-olds In The United States Elected To Public Office Right After 18-year-olds Got The Right To Vote Back In The Early '70s. I Ran For The Board Of Education.

By The End Of The Millenium Five Men Controlled The World's Media. And The People Rejoiced, Because Their Tvs Told Them To.