My Dad Told Me That When I

Make As Many Friends As You Can, But Don't Build Your Life On Them Alone. It's An Unstable Foundation.

I Like How Mother Teresa Put It: "let No One Ever Come To You Without Leaving Better And Happier. Be The Living Expression Of God's Kindness: Kindness In Your Face, In Your Eyes, In Your Smile." If You Approach Life This Way, Always Looking For Ways To Build Instead Of To Tear Down, You'll Be Amazed At How Much Happiness You Can Give To Others And Find For Yourself

It's Especially Hard To Admit That You Made A Mistake To Your Parents, Because, Of Course, You Know So Much More Than They Do.

My Dad Told Me That When I Was Born My Cheeks Were So Fat The Doctors Didn't Know Which End To Spank.

You Should See My Baby Pictures. My Cheeks Hung Off My Face Like Water Balloons. You Can Imagine How Often I Was Teased.