My Dad Loved Comedians, Especially George Jessel,

I Am A Minnesotan, And Not Just Because I Root For The Vikings And The Twins. I Like The Minnesota-nice Sensibility. I Like The Liberal Tradition; I Like The Hubert Humphrey Tradition Fighting For Civil Rights.

I Just Can't Sit Still And Meditate; That Doesn't Kind Of Work For Me. I Don't Even Know Exactly What It Means.

If We Have George W. Bush As President, We're Going To Go Back To The Kind Of Policies We Had When His Father And Ronald Reagan Were President.

I'm The New York Jew Who Actually Grew Up In Minnesota.

I Don’t Know How Many Of You Have Been To New York, But If A Building Is Two Blocks Away From Anything, You Can’t See It.