My Crotch Is Like Scrambled Eggs

The Perfect Day Is Going To Bed With A Dream And Waking Up With A Purpose.

Accept Life On Life's Terms And Just Let Things Go.

You Just Can't Let Anything Or Anyone Get In The Way Of Who You Are.

I'm A Bit Of An Insomniac. I Go To Bed At 5am Because I Get Caught Up In Watching Tv Or Listening To Music At Night.

I'll Sing Outside Your Window. I'm As Old Fashioned As They Come.