My Co-workers Expect Me To Be Late

Marriage Is Too Interesting An Experiment To Be Tried Only Once.

I Learned Early That You Only Have So Much Energy To Give. You Have To Spend It Correctly.

The Average Housewife Goes To The Restaurant To Relax And Enjoy The Food. But When Eva Walks In, She Becomes The Center Of Attention.

It's Sheer Torture. I Have To Be Up With The Chickens Every Day And Go To Work On My Body. I Hate It, But I Do It.

I've Always Known I Would Be A Success, But I Was Surprised At The Way It Came.