My Candidacy Is A Compelling Argument For

Terry Gross. I Would Rush Home From High School To Listen To Terry Gross.

Just Because You See An Iceberg Does Not Mean That There Isn't Global Warming.

I Am Not A Villain.i'm An Only-child Narcissist Monster, But I Wish No Ill, Nor Do I Wish For World Domination; What A Hassle That Would Be!

I Have Learned That Newborn Infants Roll Their Eyes Around And Move Their Heads And Their Arms In Short Jerky Spasms. And If You Homeschool Them, They Will Stay This Way Forever.

I Am Not Beautiful, So I Don't Know Why I'm Making Myself Ugly. But The Mustache Stays.