My Business Acumen Is Definitely Growing.

My Daughter Has Impressions That She Does Of Me.

I'm Not A Good Storm-outer... Because I Forget Stuff.

There's Actually A Lot Of Bullshit In My Google Search. They Killed Me In One Of Them! I Died In One Of My Google Searches.

A Lot Of Blood, Sweat, And Tears Have Gone Into This Career Of Mine.

I'm Never Gonna Step Away From Stand-up. I Can't. That's What Got Me Where I Am, And That's Also My Muse. That's How I Stay Level-headed. That's What Keeps Me Going.