My Life Honestly Isn't As Weird As

We Felt The Time Was Right To Open Up The Boundaries, And Say To All Of America, Regardless Of Your Age, Whether You're 2, Whether You're 100, Regardless Of What You Believe Your Talent Is - Juggling, Magic, Singing - This Is The Show You Can Enter. It's As Simple As That.

You Know What The Secret To Weight Loss Is? Don't Eat Much.

They Understand What Their Market Is And Who They Should Be Selling Records To, And Most Importantly, They Know The Kind Of Artist That They Want To Be, But They Have To Do It Themselves. You Don't Want A 13-year-old Singing Some Awful Song From A Musical.

I Met Someone The Other Night Who's 28 Years Old, And He Hasn't Worked A Day Since He Left College Because He's Pursuing A Dream He'll Never, Ever Realize: He Thinks He's A Great Singer. Actually, He's Crap.

I'm Obsessed With Cleanliness For Myself, So I Will Take A Bath Three Times A Day, Sometimes A Steam Twice A Day In Addition To That.