My Boobs Are Fake, My Hair's Fake

I Don't Know That I'm Beautiful Or Glamorous. I'm A Pretty Artificial Looking Person. I Sure Am Flattered When People Think I'm Beautiful, But I Think I'm Leaning Towards More Cartoonish Than Beautiful. But I'm Comfortable With Who I Am. And Since I Wasn't Born As A Natural Beauty, I Just Make The Most Of What I've Got.

My Songs Are The Door To Every Dream I've Ever Had And Every Success I've Ever Achieved.

I Compare Myself To A Good Barn. You Can Have A Good Barn, And If You Paint It, It Looks A Little Better. But If You Take The Paint Off, It's Still A Good Barn.

A Lot Of People Have Said I'd Have Probably Done Better In My Career If I Hadn't Looked So Cheap And Gaudy. But I Dress To Be Comfortable For Me, And You Shouldn't Be Blamed Because You Want To Look Pretty.

I Always Wanted To Be Loved.