My Apartment Is The Equivalent Of One

Christmas: It's The Only Religious Holiday That's Also A Federal Holiday. That Way, Christians Can Go To Their Services, And Everyone Else Can Sit At Home And Reflect On The True Meaning Of The Separation Of Church And State.

When You Can Agree On One Thing, You Should Have No Expectation That Suddenly A Person Is Converted To Your Way Of Thinking. You Have To Be Willing To Be Frustrated Constantly.

I Know, It's Amazing To People That We Have A Political System, But We Do.

There's A Danger Zone If You Take Yourself Too Seriously. It's A Terrible Trap To Fall Into. I Think It's The Death Of Comedy.

Sex With My First Boyfriend Was A Little Bit Like Learning How To Put In A Tampon, But Only Half As Enjoyable!