My Alma Mater Is The Chicago Public

You Don't Know What Life Is. You Know Nothing.

In A Restaurant One Is Both Observed And Unobserved. Joy And Sorrow Can Be Displayed And Observed "unwittingly," The Writer Scowling Naively And The Diners Wondering, What The Hell Is He Doing?

You Can't Rely On The Acting To Tell The Story.

Storytelling Is Like Sex. We All Do It Naturally. Some Of Us Are Better At It Than Others.

A Play Is Basically A Long, Formalistic Polemic. You Can Write It Without The Poetry, And If You Do, You May Have A Pretty Good Play. We Know This Because We See Plays In Translation. Not Many People Speak Norwegian Or Danish Or Whatever Guys Like Ibsen Spoke, Or Russian - Yet We Understand Chekhov And The Others.