My Act Has Always Reflected What's Going

I'm Also Doing A Special For Comedy Central Called Autobiography. It's Going To Be A Spoof Of Biography.

I Certainly Immerse Myself In As Many Crazy Hollywood Events As I Can Because You Never Know Where You Can Pick Up Material.

Most People Unfamiliar With The Men In A New Town Might Search For Love Until They Find It. I Picked Out Some Guy On My Second Day In La, Who Worked At The Local Bicycle Shop, And Handed My Virginity To Him. “you Can Fill A Tire? Sounds Good To Me. Let's Call It A Date.” Needless To Say He Wasn't Mr. Right.

I'm Saying That She (whitney Houston) Looks Great For A Singer... The Way Courtney Love Is A Singer.

I Have Friends Who Are Going Through Chemotherapy, And They Make The Darkest, Most Hideous Cancer Jokes You've Ever Heard.