Music Wasn't Made To Make Us Wise,

The Trouble With Most Folks Isn't Their Ignorance. It's Knowin' So Many Things That Ain't So.

Half Of The Troubles Of This Life Can Be Traced To Saying Yes Too Quickly And Not Saying No Soon Enough.

The Highest Philosophers, In Explaining The Mystery Of This World, Are Obliged To Call In The Aid Of Another.

It Is A Very Delicate Job To Forgive A Man, Without Lowering Him In His Own Estimation, And Yours Too.

Money Will Buy A Pretty Good Dog, But It Won't Buy The Wag Of His Tail.