Music Is The Great Connector.

I'd Like To Have James Brown As My Singer. I Already Have The Best Drummer, Tommy Clufetos. I've Jammed A Bunch With John Entwistle, And It Was Like A Musical Orgy. That Guy Is A Living, Breathing, Grunting Rhythm. For Horns, Let's Go With The Stax/volt Guys, And I'm Going To Have Steve Cropper On Standby Just In Case I Want A Rhythm Guitarist.

And Let's All Be Honest Here; More Of Us Believe In The American Hero Sheriff Joe Arpaio's Thorough Investigation Into Your Phony Birth Certificate And Phony History Than The Phony Media's Smoke And Mirrors.

I Ceased Cleansing My Body. Two Weeks Before The Test I Stopped Eating Food With Nutritional Value. A Week Before, I Stopped Going To The Bathroom. I Did It In My Pants. My Pants Got Crusted Up.

It Grabs Me, But Not As Much As It Grabs Some Of The Other People That Rave About Them. With The Black Keys, I'm Missing Crescendos With The Sax, Keyboard Or Guitar Solo. It Never Comes To Me. All My Favorite Music Is Rife With Crescendo And I'm Not Hearing Enough With Them. If You Can Get The Black Keys To Hear This, Tell Them I Offer My Crescendo Guitar Anytime They Desire It.

The Second Amendment Of Our Bill Of Rights Is My Concealed Weapons Permit, Period.