Music Is The Brandy Of The Damned.

All Religions Begin With A Revolt Against Morality, And Perish When Morality Conquers Them.

All My Life Affection Has Been Showered Upon Me, And Every Forward Step I Have Made Has Been Taken In Spite Of It.

I Don't Know If There Are Men On The Moon, But If There Are They Must Be Using The Earth As Their Lunatic Asylum

When Men Die Of Disease They Are Said To Die From Natural Causes. When They Recover (and Mostly They Do) The Doctor Gets The Credit Of Curing Them.

Wise Kings Wear Shabby Clothes, And Leave The Gold Lace To The Drum Major.