Museums, I Love Museums.

I Thought That I Held The Record Of Most Appearances On The Bob Hope Show, But I Think - It's Brooke Shields

I Wish I Believed I'd See My Parents Again, See My Wife Again. But I Know It's Not Going To Happen.

I Was On The Johnny Carson Show, I Believe 114 Or 104 Times. And Aside From Those Times On The Air, I Never Spoke To Him. I Never Met Him

Awards Are Only A Publicity Gimmick.

Awards Sell Tickets, And They're A Clever Publicity Stunt.