Mumps, Measles, And Puppy Love Are Terrible

I Often Pray, Though I'm Not Really Sure Anyone's Listening; And I Phrase It Carefully, Just In Case He's Literary.

Your Money, Or Your Life. We Know What To Do When A Burglar Makes This Demand Of Us, But Not When God Does.

When Threatened, The First Thing A Democracy Gives Up Is Democracy.

Men Never Know How Tired They Are Till Their Wives Sit Them Down For A Nice Long Talk.

We Climb Mountains Because They Are There, And Worship God Because He Is Not.