Mrs. Landingham, Does The President Have Free

Conflict, When Used As A Device, Makes For Good Television And Bad Journalism.

Mrs. Landingham, Does The President Have Free Time This Morning? The President Has Nothing But Free Time, Toby. Right Now He's In The Residence Eating Cheerios And Enjoying Regis And Kathie Lee. Should I Get Him For You? Sarcasm's A Disturbing Thing Coming From A Woman Of Your Age, Mrs. Landingham. What Age Would That Be, Toby? Late Twenties? Atta Boy.

Toby Zeigler: There's Literally No One In The World I Don't Hate Right Now.

Josh: So, Toby, It’s Election Night. What Do You Say About A Country That Goes Out Of Its Way To Protect Even Those Citizens That Try To Destroy It? Toby: God Bless America.

Make No Mistake About It, You Are Dumb. You’re A Group Of Incredibly Well-educated Dumb People. I Was There. We All Were There. You’re Barely Functional. There Are Some Screw-ups Headed Your Way. I Wish I Could Tell You That There Was A Trick To Avoiding The Screw-ups, But The Screw-ups, They’re A-coming For Ya. It’s A Combination Of Life Being Unpredictable, And You Being Super Dumb.