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We Think Of First Love As Sweet And Valuable, A Blessed If Hazardous Condition.

My Motto: 'no Good Movie Is Depressing. All Bad Movies Are Depressing.'

Friends Don't Let Jackasses Drink And Drive.

What Every Human Being Should Do Is Eat A Vegetarian Diet Based On Whole Foods. Period. That's It. Animal Protein Is Bad For You. Dairy Is Bad For You. Forget The Ads: Milk And Eggs Are Bad For You.

Show Me A Sexual Practice That Involves Ice Cubes And Hot Sauce, And I Will Show You A Sexual Practice That Would Be Improved Without Them.