Mother Nature Doesn't Care If You're Having

The Reader Has Certain Rights. He Bought Your Story. Think Of This As An Implicit Contract. He's Entitled To Be Entertained, Instructed, Amused; Maybe All Three. If He Quits In The Middle, Or Puts The Book Down Feeling His Time Has Been Wasted, You're In Violation.

Anything Beats An Expensive Stack Of Paper.

There Is No Cause So Good Or Noble That It Will Not Attract Fuggheads; And The Fuggheads Will Get All The Press.

The Perversity Of The Universe Tends Towards A Maximum.

The Best Advice I Was Ever Given Was On My Twenty-first Birthday When My Father Said, Son, Here's A Million Dollars. Don't Lose It.