Mother Believed In Enjoying Herself. Aunt Mimi

Dad Could Charm A Dog Off A Meat Wagon.

No Animal On The Face Of The Earth Could Conceive Of Taxation. You And I Work Roughly Six Months A Year To Pay Our Local, State And Federal Taxes. If Nothing Else, This Should Convince You That Animals Are Smarter Than People.

Sorrow Is How We Learn To Love. Your Heart Isn't Breaking. It Hurts Because It's Getting Larger. The Larger It Gets, The More Love It Holds.

Tennis Is Physical Chess.

Education Is A Wonderful Thing. If You Couldn't Sign Your Name You'd Have To Pay Cash.