Most Things I Worry About Never Happen

I'm So Tired Of Being Tired. Sure As Night Will Follow Day Most Things I Worry About Will Never Happen Anyway.

I Like A Good Beer. Of Course, I'll Drink A Bad One Too. Let No Person Thirst For Lack Of Real Ale! Thank God For Long-necked Bottles, The Angel's Remedy.

I'm Not Exactly A Guy Who Makes New Friends Easily.

What I've Learned About Marriage: You Need To Have Each Other's Back; You Have To Be A Kind Of Team Going Through Life.

I Developed A Problem With Authority. Any Time That Authority Was What I Interpreted As Being Unjust, I Stood Up To It, And That Became My Personality.