Most Successful American Politicians Look Well-fed On

While It Is Entirely Untrue That Canadians Lack A Sense Of Humour, The Funniest Ones Tend To Head South: Dan Aykroyd, Jim Carrey, Michael J. Fox.

When You Visit A Foreign City You Are In It, But Not Of It, Separated By A Glass Wall. Once, While A Student, I Was Getting Dressed In My Ground-floor Room When A Family Of Italians Crossed The Grass To Watch, As If I Were Laid On For Their Amusement And Instruction.

Poor Harper Seven Beckham, Having To Live With That Name All Her Life. It's The Boy Named Sue Syndrome; At The Very Least It Will Toughen Her Up.

A British Lawyer Would Like To Think Of Himself As Part Of That Mysterious Entity Called The Law; An American Lawyer Would Like A Swimming Pool And Two Houses.

Peter Mandelson Is The Only Man I Know Who Can Skulk In Broad Daylight.