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Mockery Is An Important Social Tool For Squelching Stupidity. I’ve Never Seen Anyone Change His Mind Because Of The Power Of A Superior Argument Or The Acquisition Of New Facts. But I’ve Seen Plenty Of People Change Behavior To Avoid Being Mocked.

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