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Girls. You Never Know What They're Going To Think.

I Thought What I'd Do Was I'd Pretend I Was One Of Those Deaf-mutes.

She Was A Girl Who For A Ringing Phone Dropped Exactly Nothing. She Looked As If Her Phone Had Been Ringing Continually Ever Since She Had Reached Puberty.

I Was Surrounded By Jerks. I'm Not Kidding.

You Can Hit My Father Over The Head With A Chair And He Won't Wake Up, But My Mother, All You Have To Do To My Mother Is Cough Somewhere In Siberia And She'll Hear You.