Most Real Relationships Are Involuntary.

One Doesn't Have To Get Anywhere In A Marriage. It's Not A Public Conveyance.

I Daresay Anything Can Be Made Holy By Being Sincerely Worshipped.

One Of The Secrets Of A Happy Life Is Continuous Small Treats, And If Some Of These Can Be Inexpensive And Quickly Procured So Much The Better.

Love Can't Always Do Work. Sometimes It Just Has To Look Into The Darkness.

... Half The World Starves. What A Planet. And The Eating, If You're Lucky Enough To Do Any. Stuffing Pieces Of Dead Animals Into A Hole In Your Face. Then Munch, Munch, Munch. If There's Anybody Watching, They Must Be Dying Of Laughter.