Most People Who Have Kids Are, "hey,

I'm Very Vocal About My Belief That All Religion Is Garbage. Most Of My Friends Are Religious Or At Least Spiritual. These Are People I Like And I Know Are Intelligent. It's This Thing That I Carry Around. I Know I'd Be A Better Person If I Was Fairer, But It's At The Core Of Who I Am And What I Believe.

I'll Think Of The Idea And Then I'll Write Something Down, Then Within That There Will Be A Joke Or Two Which Is The Original Thing Which I Thought Was Funny.

You Have To Have Some Level Of Attachment, You Can Still Have Passion And Believe But It Has To Be Softened Somewhat.

And It's One More Shitty Thing To Write About Somebody, In Between Getting Really, Really, Really Upset At Female Ghostbusters And Gamergate, And The Things That Really Matter.

Because You've Been On Dates Where Y'know, You Forget To Open Your Eyes And Wear Pants And Speak English.