Most People Are Dead. Hitler. Ray Charles.

If You Think Everything You've Done Is Great, You're Probably Dumb.

My Kids Used To Love Math. Now It Makes Them Cry. Thanks Standardized Testing And Common Core!

I'm Bored' Is A Useless Thing To Say. You Live In A Great, Big, Vast World That You've Seen None Percent Of.

You Could Drive A Rental Car Until You Don't Want It. Just Get Out Of It While It's Moving And Just Walk Away. No, I Don't Feel Like Being In That Car Any Longer. Just Call Hertz. Hi, Your Car Is Drifting Into The Intersection Of 28th And Broadway, If You're Interested. It's Now Your Problem.

There's Nowhere I Won't Go. As Long As It's Horribly, Horribly True And/or Wrong.