Most Of Us Would Be Willing To

Nobody Gets To Live Life Backward. Look Ahead, That Is Where Your Future Lies.

Remember, It Takes Two To Make An Argument. The One Who Is Wrong Is The One Who Will Be Doing Most Of The Talking.

Nobody Says You Must Laugh, But A Sense Of Humor Can Help You Overlook The Unattractive, Tolerate The Unpleasant, Cope With The Unexpected, And Smile Through The Day.

A Cigarette Is A Roll Of Paper, Tobacco, And Drugs, With A Small Fire On One End And A Large Fool At The Other. Some Of Its Chief Benefits Are Cancer Of The Lips And Stomach, Softening Of The Brain, Funeral Procesions, And Families Shrouded In Gloom And Grief. Although A Great Many People Know This, They Still Smoke In Order To Appear Sophisticated.

The Trouble With Talking Too Fast Is You May Say Something You Haven't Thought Of Yet.